Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

(1) STRAPON.

(2) YOUPORN.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

(3) VIBRATOR.

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

Hamas uses 100,000 human shields and no one cares. Israel straps one wounded terrorist to a Jeep to transport him to medical facilities and the world cries. What gives?

(4) CONDOM.

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

(1) XNXX

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(2) DILDO.

What’s going on with measles, bird flu, and COVID? Here’s a guide to the latest. - The Boston Globe

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

Are there scientific studies that support the detox benefits of an infrared sauna blanket?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(5) LINGERIE.

Strange signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists are searching for an answer - Yahoo

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

Becky Lynch wins the Intercontinental title at Money in the Bank - Cageside Seats

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred Smith, FedEx’s billionaire founder and CEO, dies at 80 - The Washington Post

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Why are Republicans so brainwashed and oblivious to the fact that a lot of the price increases going on right now is due to corporate greed, not inflation?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

How Can AI Researchers Save Energy? By Going Backward. - Quanta Magazine

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(3) XHAMSTER

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,